Tuesday, December 2, 2008

The Month of the Merry

December is finally here, and people are getting merry. Christians, Bhuddists and even that other religion in which you blow up stuff.

This being the month of merry making and consumption of much food and drink, you're bound to meet more people. Guys, have a go at it. Just make sure you're not hooking up with the human equivalent of a furry pink hand grenade. Girls, don't hold back. No warning to you since all males are perfect. :P

Hopefully Christmas will take place without any incident and we won't all turn into heathens. What with all these movies being released and the mass conversion to satanism. Oh, and remember when they released Harry Potter and everyone was throwing magic at each other? I was afraid to step out for fear of being caught in a duel.

I'm looking forward to GTA 4 getting on PC's these days. Apparently there are many more ways to kill prostitues with baseball bats in this one. 

Oh well, merry december people.

10 comments:

DeeCee said...

fukin hell. my comment didnt go thru TWICE. cant write it again!

Jerry said...

...
third time's the charm?

gutterflower said...

'that other religion in which you blow up stuff'

And which religion might that be?

Jerry said...

Kidding.

Something isn't right when you can't joke about it.

Foxhound said...

You definitely should play GTA 4! It's good for you despite what that Thompson dude says

Jerry said...

Yes! GTA is the elixir of eternal life.

What DID the Thompson dude say?

gutterflower said...

we-ell.. Maybe some things aren't meant to be joked about.

:)

Jerry said...

Oh well, each to his own.

Personally, I believe nothing's off limits.

gutterflower said...

Hmm.. So if nothings off limits jokes about abortion, rape, murder and death are okay then?

Jerry said...

Yeah, sure. I'd even laugh at a few of em.

Seriously. I'm disgusting that way.