Monday, November 17, 2008

Never

So I've been tagged. And since I can't really think of a proper "I've never" list, I shall compare my life to popular TV shows. I'm sure that's what life's supposed to be like.

So, much to my chagrin, I've never -

- Had a ridiculously hot nurse fuss over me. I was... exhilarated, to say the least, when I got appendicitis. Suffice to say, I was not a happy patient.

- Seen anyone's evil/good twin show up after the death of said person. Beware, this assumption can get you into trouble.

- Turned into a [name of small mammal or insect]-man after being bitten by anything, radioactive or not. Being under my bed for that long would turn anything into a mutant super power-giving mini-super being. I have a hunch the hulk isn't real.

- Choked on anything. Seriously. I mean, who chokes to death? Even my dog can cough it out.

- Had a laugh track in my life. This is really confusing. I expected raucous laughter whenever I made a funny, and yet, surprise surprise, nothing happened.

- Found that my friends always hang out at a particular place all the time. I tried walking into the coffee shop near where I work, and was greeted only by the strange old man at the corner table. If they were there yesterday, surely they should be there today too. Maybe they've gone to...work, or study.



Also,

- Never had this much fun

- Or felt this isolated at times.

Re: working, that is.


AND,

- Never had a post that didn't have a single typo on first pasting. Till this one, that is. :D

2 comments:

Sabby said...

*Tries very hard to find a typo*
Hmmm my proof reading skills have failed me...or I am just lazy.

Exams suck!

Jerry said...

It's happened! I have typed the non-typo'd post!

It's a miracel!


:P

:D