Many things come to mind. But notably the fact that tomorrow is valentine's day, and today is Friday the 13th. No, I'm not
According to statistics, men spend around twice as much as women on valentine's day. This doesn't really seem too just. But then again, what CAN you buy a man? Flowers? Jewellery? Even chocolates would be wrong for not sharing your own. So it looks like men are just throwing money at the problem.
And that little nugget is the Stinger missile to the Cessna 172 of women's ranting on men not 'giving enough'.
And I choose to ignore the fact that you aren't talking about material things with regard to giving.
Also, Black cats. I haven't seen any yet, but I did take care to carry a vial of water with me everywhere.