Friday, January 2, 2009

Blogs on 2008 - Analysis

A Comprehensive Analysis of Blog Reactions to The Year Two Thousand And Eight
by Jerry

Lots of people, including me, made posts about last year and how great/okay/horrible it was. All around the blogosphere, the reactions were many and varied, but a definite trend was to be seen.

Most of the males thought it was great, and most of the females thought it was merely bareable, but mostly bad. There were a few dissenters, females AND males who thought it absolutely sucked, but those are the same people who'd go around dressed like a raccoon and faking a drug habit for the 'tortured artist' look. No, I'm not pointing any fingers :P

Since around 80% of bloggers are female, which I assume is due to some horrible accident in the space-time continuum, the overall outlook of the blogosphere for 2009 is : bleak.

So from the male-female thing going on here, I draw the conclusion that cheese is indeed better than frosted car tires.

Anyway, I hear crackers going off all over, celebrating the capture of Kilinochchi. Though I'm a bit disappointed by the progress(:P) The way it was going, since last year we should have captured around a third of India too by now.

And last but not least, blog name's gonna change. I just realized that I have no idea why I picked this title, and that i don't really like it. I mean, look at it.

Plus, it's not like my six million- my thousands the hundreds both my readers would care much about it. So it's going down, as soon as I think of something to put up there.

16 comments:

DeeCee said...

it is quite a mouthful :)

Jerry said...

Ah, so it IS as bad as I thought.

Maharajah of Bad said...

you people will never conquer the great nation of India! that'll be like a snail overtaking Virender Sehwag

Scrumpulicious said...

I like it.... But then I'm strange!

And you have 2+1 readers now. You're a firm favourite! :-P

Gypsy said...

really? 80% of bloggers are female???

Gehan said...

its confusing because 'mind' has a capital 'M'.

capslock should fix ur problem...

since ur a fan of russel crowe (this blog title was inspired by 'a beautiful mind' rite?) why not... wait for it... CINDERELLA MAN!!

i knew u'd love it.. :D

Sabby said...

Thats quite an interesting analysis. Didn't expect one from you. *evil grin*

2008 was a crappy year. Ugh.

"a raccoon and faking a drug habit for the 'tortured artist' look."

Don't ask me why, but Gehan popped into my head as soon as I read that phrase! *evil grin grows wider* =D

DeeCee said...

lol
"faking a drug habit for the 'tortured artist' look"

just saw that. haha..! i knowww who you're talking aboutttt

Azrael said...

I would say you have hundreds of readers...Oh who am i kidding, best guess is 5 ha ha ha :D

How about Jerry's Mad World? more true to life :P

Cheers

Jerry said...

@mob
Well the way the reports were pouring in you'd have expeceted half of Pakistan in the bag too.. :P

@scrump
Thank you for the solidarity! :D

@gypsy
Just a figure I came up with after browsing hrough kottu. No idea about the actual number or on blogs outside kottu.

@gehan
hur hur hur.
They say batman's gay. Not Russel Crowe.

@sabby
Why not? Am I not suited to delivering commentaries on the state of the union? :P

@deecee
Um... I'm not sure I know who you're talking about...
???

@Azrael
Bah! I will drag them in soon enough. You just wait!
:P

Middle Child said...

J, frosted car tires ???? :S what have I said about u earlier? 1 Judgy. 2. Jumps in to conclusions . and here is a third. Weird :D

Jerry said...

Well obviously I'm a judgy, jumping into conclusions, weird type. Also a male chauvinist piiig.

It's the 'in thing' nowadays. :P

Indyana said...

Just two readers...what about me???And this post was really funny!

Jerry said...

Well three, then.

Thanks, that is the aim :)

Rise of the Fallen said...

add me to the list :P

raccoon? O.o

Jerry said...

Coolness.

And yeah, a raccoon. Covered in black and pale faced. :P