Sunday, January 25, 2009

Good Evening Ladies & Gentlemen,

I'll be reading your terror forecast this week.

Down south white van density has reduced greatly, due to which we should be seeing less of the plain vanilla abductions. But reports suggest that more outrageous acts of patriotism will be occurring more often. People working in the media in particular will face much difficulty in day to day duties. They are advised to immediately become taxi drivers to keep from hindering the great progress we are making. Most other areas seem clear for now, but we cannot accurately say whether the rest of the populace will not be affected anytime soon.

As you can see, up north we have some fierce action all converging at one point over Here. People have been advised to evacuate as soon as possible, but there will be no governmental support as the troops are otherwise occupied at the moment. This is a bid to improve the survival skills of the local peoples.

In more good news, we receive reports that the turbulence up here will clear out soon. We trust in our able leaders to guide us through this difficult patch of fate and finally achieve equilibrium, to defeat the godless savages who lay siege to our great nation.

Good night ladies and gentlemen,
and as always,
Ceylon Prevails!


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Evey Hammond: My father was a writer. You would've liked him. He used to say that artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
V: A man after my own heart.


Yes, been watching too much V for Vendetta.

13 comments:

TheWhacksteR said...

lets all revolt and burn down the parliament!

but lets do it on a day about whcih it'll be easier to compose a song about

TheWhacksteR said...

why the hell do you have comment moderation on man?? scared of people calling you bad things?

Jerry said...

@whack
Yes.

@whack
Yes.

TheWhacksteR said...

coward

Jerry said...

See???

Sabby said...

V for Vendetta sucked!

=P

mixedblessings89 said...

I hope our External Affairs Minister is not making a fool of himself in SL... his office here seems to have no idea what he's doing down there! The crazy politicians in Tamil Nadu- so concerned about what's happening in another country, but they don't give a damn about there own state! ijits.

Maybe they can see Sri Lanka from their roof tops? :P

Jerry said...

Oh, no worries on that front. Our people are quite capable of stealing the show for themselves.

Jerry said...

And Sabby - Nazi!

gutterflower said...

I heart-ed V for Vendetta.

:)

Jerry said...

Yeah, it was a brilliant movie. Never get tired of watching it.

mixedblessings89 said...

Lol, that's the story in every country, I think :)

I'm currently reading the autobiography of the most popular Indian political- cartoonist- guy called Laxman, for the Times of India.. he gives hillarious sketches of the politicians he's met... they're all mental. And an embarrasment.

My brother loved V... I really didn't like it.

Jerry said...

Oh no, ours is the world cup championship team.

I got a Newsweek cartoons PDF once... But lost it after just a few pages. :(

You should watch V again. If you don't like it, go turn yourself over at the local police.
:P