Tuesday, January 6, 2009

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You know what's always bothered me? Rock-paper-scissors. Specifically, paper. Fine, rock beats scissor, scissor beats paper. But no way in hell can paper beat rock.

I mean, come on. A rock would just tear through that shit. Paper's suposed to magically "cover" rock and rock dies. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson should call himself "The Paper". I'm surprised there aren't millions of school kids suffocating to death from A4 sheets sticking to their faces.

I'm just gonna keep picking rock from now on. See if any paper can "cover" me again...

Slow day today. Bored.

**NEW**
Now Playing : Bioshock

9 comments:

Sabby said...

You JUST started playing Bioshock???! =O

It's an amazing game. Kill the little sisters and check out what the result is...muhahahhah!

Apparently Mr Maharajah got to you as well, isn't it?! Aww poor baby =P Don't go slitting your wrists now. I need someone to bug (and get Christmas cake from)!

Blacklight Existence said...

the "Rock" is HOT.
*swoon*
and RPS - used to keep picking 'scissor'. :S

Jerry said...

@sabby
...yeah....
I snuck a look at the .bik videos and saw three different videos, where you've killed, saved or harvested them. SO I now steadfastly rescue the little demons.

@BE
No he's not. He looks like a tree stump or something...
Why?

Blacklight Existence said...

a "TREE STUMP"???? :D he does not! lol..

Scrumpulicious said...

Come on! If you cover a rock in layers and layers of paper, it's not going to get through now is it?! Albeit you may need tonnes of layers! :-P

messiahofmadness said...

Onions

Jerry said...

@BE
Yes he does. Moves like one too :P

@Scrump
That's tons of paper against a SINGLE rock. Next time someone throws up paper I'm gonna cover my fist with a sheet and punch em. 'Oh, i though paper would protect you'

@mom
stop posting drunk

Rise of the Fallen said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jerry said...

Giggly fella, aren't ya?